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That Kid Who Shot Me with a Paintball Gun and I Wasn’t Even Playing

Youths.  This was a long time ago, back when paintball was a huge deal. Or maybe it’s still a huge deal but I’m no longer twelve. One of the two. It was a nice summer evening, the sun fading, but … Continue reading

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That Guy Who Said He Doesn’t Like Harry Potter

That’s right, everyone. You read that correctly. This isn’t a drill. There’s someone out there who doesn’t like Harry Potter. I know, Ron. I can’t believe it either. How does that… I don’t even… how could he… no, no I … Continue reading

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